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It's that time of year,
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when everyone gears up for one
special Sunday...
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Where the best of the best
go head-to-head
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in an epic showdown
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of skill, speed,
and brute strength.
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It's square dancing
with the stars!
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Brad just asked me
to be his partner!
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This Sunday?
Super bowl Sunday?
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Do parents go to this?
Well, you don't have to,
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but it's the coolest thing
at school.
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There's a big trophy
and hay bales,
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and I hear there's even gonna be
punch made with name-brand pop.
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I'm gonna go check
the garage rehearsal space,
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get a feel of the room.
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Mrs. heck, do you have
a regulation tap floor?
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We have a concrete slab
with a big grease stain
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in the middle. Well, if I can
dance on wood chips at camp,
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I can dance on anything.
Mom, I need your advice.
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I was super-excited when
Brad asked me to be his partner
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after his original partner
got mono
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and his replacement partner
tore a ligament
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and nobody answered his ad
in the school paper,
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but I'm afraid he's just
asking me in order
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to rekindle our romance.
Uh, you know, I don't think you have to worry
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about that too much.
Are you sure?
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Sue, I'm borrowing
your leg warmers.
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Positive.
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Okay, team worthless,
huddle up.
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This Saturday,
I'm taking one of you
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to a managerial seminar
in Indianapolis.
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It's very prestigious,
and rumor has it
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that one of the pips will be
playing in the lounge.
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Excellent. I'll bring
my box of Cubans, sir.
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Actually, Pete,
you're not going anywhere.
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I've decided to take frances.
M-me? Really?
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Yes, you, really.
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And, Pete, you can leave
those Cubans on my desk.
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Aah! Well, well, well.
You little minx.
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I guess we know
how you swung that...
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a little boom boom
with the boss man?
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I had you pegged all wrong,
Frankie.
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You're a killer with lady parts.
Nicely played.
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Did any of you ever stop
to think for a second that
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maybe Mr. Ehlert just might
see something in me?
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But what?
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So between the excitement of seminars
and square dancing...
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There was
still a little left over
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for a little something called
the super bowl.
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Hey, where you going?
Pro bowl's on.
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Countdown to the big game
begins. Wanna watch?
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Uh, let's see. I could
watch it here with you
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and stare at your big toe
sticking out of your sock,
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or I could go to Sean's
and watch it
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on a tv from this century. This is my lucky
sock, and "no, thanks" would've been fine.
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Is that about the super bowl?
Yep.
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Can I see it?
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Sure.
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Wow.
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This is really fascinating.
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It is?
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Yeah. See this font?
It's copperplate gothic.
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I'd love to meet the typographer
who laid this out.
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You'd rather meet the guy
that picked the font
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than the superstar running back
they're writing about?
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Hello. Copperplate gothic.
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That's in the sans serif family
of typeface.
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Sans serif.
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You know, brick,
I bet that would've been
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a real conversation starter
in the 1600s,
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but you know what men talk about today?
Sports. Here we go.
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It's the language of men,
buddy.
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A great icebreaker... in bars,
in elevators, even in the John.
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If you can talk sports, you can
talk with any guy in the world.
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Every year we have people
over here for the super bowl.
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What do you do?
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Inside voices, please!
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I'm just saying,
you like to read?
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Well, there's a lot
of fun words in football.
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You like the 3-syllable ones, right?
I find them very soothing.
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Well, look at this.
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"Quarterback."
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"Buttonhook."
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"Flea-flicker."
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I did not realize that.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Guess who Mr. Ehlert is taking
to a big management seminar?
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You. Mike! Don't you even want to
go through the fun of guessing?
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Why's he taking you?
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I know, right?
But then I started thinking,
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maybe I'm not
a great salesperson
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because I'm more
of a management type.
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I mean, really, think about it.
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I do have a way with people.
I'm a great multitasker.
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I mean, I manage this house,
don't I? It's not so different.
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Well, that's great. This mean
you're getting a raise?
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Ohh.
How great would that be?
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Then we could go back
to being a 4-job family
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instead of a 5-job family. Easy girl.
Don't buy that jet just yet.
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So when is this seminar?
It's all day Saturday.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Saturday?
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That's just one day
till the super bowl.
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I don't want you gone that close to the super bowl.
I'll miss ya. Ohh. Really?
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Really?
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Really?
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Hmm? What?
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Oh, yeah, with ice.
That'd be great. Thanks.
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Okay, sue,
I burned a practice cd
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of the hottest
new square dancing hits.
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Feel the beat of the jug.
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And do-si-do.
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Oh! Whoops.
No. To your left. Again.
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Oh. Okay.
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Maybe we should just back up,
start with the basics.
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That was the basics.
Watch. It's like this.
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Hey.
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Look at you, square dancing
with the garage door open
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so the neighbors can see.
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Okay. Ready.
Ready to discuss sports.
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Really? Okay.
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Uh, let's see what you got.
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What is a quarterback?
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Quarterback or cornerback?
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Because one leads the offense,
and the other plays defense.
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Of course, the introduction
of turf in the '70s
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sped up the defensive game
to a point
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where the quarterback had
to adapt,
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becoming more mobile
out of the pocket.
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Wow, brick. And, you know,
with the west coast offense...
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don't tell me anything
past 1983.
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I only read up to where
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the Miami dolphins drafted
this guy named Dan Marino.
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He looks pretty good. I bet
he won a lot of super bowls.
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It was the moment Mike had
waited for his whole life...
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the day brick said something
he was actually interested in.
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Now courtesy turn
and load the boat! Oh.
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Sue, I have to tell you
something.
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Please just listen and hear me
and don't say anything just yet.
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Oh, my God. I was afraid
this would happen.
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Don't say it, Brad.
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You're a terrible dancer.
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Wait. Are you square-dance
breaking up with me?
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It's not you. It's me, for thinking
you could do it. But I can do it.
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My cross-country coach
once told me,
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I have the heart of a champion
and the legs of a spectator.
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Whatever it takes,
I'm willing to work for it.
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I can be a tough coach.
There'll be tears...
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From both of us.
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Again!
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Again.
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Again.
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Again.
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Okay, I'm off to my seminar.
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You know, I'm almost
the tiniest bit starting
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to think of my job
as a stepping-stone
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to... maybe a career,
and you know what?
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Possibly not hating it
quite so much.
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Go get 'em. Oh, and, hey,
if they have those tiny bottles
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of hot sauce at the lunch, bring
'em back for the super bowl.
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What do you think
the briefcase is for?
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Hey, dad, can I watch
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the super bowl countdown
with you?
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Oh! I forgot.
This is suck town!
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Chopped down by the ax man!
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Timber!
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That's fine. I'm watching with brick.
Ha. That's hilarious.
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So, brick, what do you think
is the key to tomorrow's game?
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One word... turnovers.
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And not just 'cause it's
three syllables. Hmm.
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Okay. Turnovers are the key to win.
A lot of people
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don't recognize that.
You got that right away. Excellent. Bye.
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By the way, dad, did you know that
blue shirt you wear...
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With the numbers is for
a team from Indianapolis?
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They're called the colts.
That's great, brick.
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Whoo! Nice briefcase. Thanks.
It's from brick's old Halloween costume.
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Sue went as an Oscar,
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so she made brick go as a guy
from price waterhouse.
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How many naughty nighties do ya got in there?
Stop it, Pete.
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We all know there's nothing
sexual about Frankie.
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Joke all you want.
I know you're just jealous
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'cause Mr. Ehlert sees
management potential in me,
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a woman, and not you...
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So how about you boys
just save all the innuendos
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and the dirty little comments?
This trip is 100% business.
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Come on, toots!
Let's hit the road!
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So, Mr. Ehlert,
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about the seminar
that we are going to...
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Really honored
that you picked me...
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For the seminar
that we're going to.
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I just hope we're not late for that
session on... come on, frances.
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You're a smart woman.
You know there's no seminar.
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Oh, no.
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Okay, I just want
to remind you, Mr. Ehlert,
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that my husband is quite tall,
and he gets very jealous.
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Oh. Get over yourself.
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If I wanted to cheat
on my wife,
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I'd go to a big city
and do it with an ethnic gal.
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You're taking me to my colonoscopy.
Wait. Your what now?
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My colonoscopy.
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There's only two doctors
who do 'em in Orson,
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and I sold both of 'em lemons,
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so I gotta get it done in indy.
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Hold on.
But what about the seminar?
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I mean, I read up
on variable rate auto loans,
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and I thought
you saw potential in me.
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I do. Potential to drive me
back tonight.
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I'll be under
a light anesthesia.
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So you lied to me?
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All of this is just a big lie
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to get me to drive you
to your colonoscopy?
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Oh, stop whining, frances.
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I couldn't let the other guys
know about this.
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I need them to respect me.
What about my respect?!
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Not following you.
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Now be a good girl
and rub my shoulders.
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I get very tense when I drive.
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Most people
think the colts lost last year
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because Peyton Manning
threw that pick-6,
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but really it's because
they couldn't defend
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against Pierre Thomas
on critical downs.
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I just realized this is
the longest conversation we've
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had that wasn't about something you accidentally
swallowed. Hmm. I guess you're right.
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See, and the great part is,
you can talk about this stuff
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with any guy. Sashay in, circle
left, and box the gnat...
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Sorry, sorry. Left, I know.
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My legs are just trained
to run straight in the woods.
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Okay, just... practice
turning left. Yo' left!
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Yo' left!
Yo' left! Yo' left!
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You're in my spot. Move.
Yo' left! Yo' left!
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I'm talking sports with dad.
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Yeah, right, and I'm reading.
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Well, actually
he has a pretty good theory
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about the spread offense.
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Anybody can talk about it.
Not everybody can play it.
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Right, dad? Like you and me.
We both play football, huh?
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Huh? Huh? Go long!
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Ohh!
Dancer down!
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Axl, will you cut it out?
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Your brother and I are trying
to watch tv. I'm okay.
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And you hurt your sister.
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I don't know exactly
which level of hell it is
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where you're forced to see
your boss in a hospital gown,
242
00:11:05,593 --> 00:11:07,201
but it's pretty far down there.
243
00:11:07,289 --> 00:11:08,753
Thankfully,
we were in the home stretch,
244
00:11:08,841 --> 00:11:10,577
and this nightmare
was almost over.
245
00:11:10,697 --> 00:11:14,521
And have you eaten any solid food
in the past 12 hours? Uh, no.
246
00:11:14,648 --> 00:11:16,785
Yeah, right.
247
00:11:16,873 --> 00:11:19,281
He was hitting drive-thrus
like he was in a contest.
248
00:11:19,393 --> 00:11:21,905
Well, we can't do
the procedure if he ate.
249
00:11:21,976 --> 00:11:24,193
We're gonna have to reschedule
for tomorrow morning.
250
00:11:24,321 --> 00:11:27,161
Tomorrow? No, no, no.
What are you saying?
251
00:11:27,289 --> 00:11:29,489
That we're supposed to drive
all the way back to Orson
252
00:11:29,577 --> 00:11:31,089
and then come back
in the morning?
253
00:11:31,184 --> 00:11:34,433
Simmer down, frances. I'm not
about to inconvenience you.
254
00:11:43,226 --> 00:11:44,721
We'll be competing here
in 24 hours.
255
00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:48,441
I want you to feel the space.
Sense the flow.
256
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,153
Be the flow.
257
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,466
Now quick, allemande left!
258
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:58,370
No, sue, that's your right.
Your right!
259
00:11:58,553 --> 00:12:01,194
I'm sorry.
What's going on with you?
260
00:12:01,298 --> 00:12:04,122
We have to perform tomorrow,
and you still don't get it.
261
00:12:04,242 --> 00:12:05,956
Maybe I'm just not a dancer.
262
00:12:06,074 --> 00:12:09,329
I know, but I am,
or... I'm supposed to be.
263
00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:12,162
This is pretty much all I've got.
What do u mean?
264
00:12:12,258 --> 00:12:14,130
I'm not an athlete like you,
sue.
265
00:12:14,242 --> 00:12:15,786
But you have so many friends...
266
00:12:15,874 --> 00:12:19,378
Genny, Claire, Bella, carly.
267
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,049
And you're good
at everything...
268
00:12:21,162 --> 00:12:22,938
cooking, tapping,
269
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,499
creating centerpieces
out of everyday objects.
270
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:28,850
But those skills aren't always
appreciated in junior high.
271
00:12:28,954 --> 00:12:31,361
Sometimes people make fun
of those things.
272
00:12:31,449 --> 00:12:34,561
Brad, if you could win
square dancing with the stars,
273
00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:38,604
you would not
be made fun of ever again.
274
00:12:38,707 --> 00:12:40,466
Sue, we're not gonna win.
275
00:12:40,553 --> 00:12:42,457
Maybe I should just
stay home tomorrow
276
00:12:42,555 --> 00:12:45,473
and watch that thing
that's on tv with my dad.
277
00:12:45,594 --> 00:12:48,145
We can't win, but you can.
278
00:12:48,266 --> 00:12:49,738
During our freestyle solo,
279
00:12:49,865 --> 00:12:51,915
I'll stand still,
and you dance around me.
280
00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:53,161
You think that would work?
281
00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:54,210
I may not be able to dance,
282
00:12:54,305 --> 00:12:56,154
but there's one thing
I can do really well,
283
00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:58,634
and that's stand
perfectly still.
284
00:12:58,705 --> 00:13:01,578
It's why I've never been
stung by a bee.
285
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:08,337
Mr. Ehlert? What are you doing?
I got the night eats.
286
00:13:08,443 --> 00:13:10,346
No, no, no!
287
00:13:10,442 --> 00:13:13,921
You are not eating
and ruining your procedure!
288
00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:16,770
What's with the drama? We can
just reschedule for Monday.
289
00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:20,258
Do you even care what my plans
were for this weekend?
290
00:13:20,361 --> 00:13:23,634
I was supposed to watch
the super bowl with my family,
291
00:13:23,706 --> 00:13:25,602
and my daughter's in
a square dancing competition,
292
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:28,146
and I can't go to it
because of you!
293
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,858
Look, frances...
294
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:35,994
The truth is, I'm scared.
295
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,642
You're not scared.
296
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:43,395
Okay, I'm not scared.
Now give me my pork rinds! No! No!
297
00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:44,395
No, no, no!
298
00:13:44,578 --> 00:13:47,770
I've worked for you
for two years,
299
00:13:47,882 --> 00:13:50,962
and you still make me get you
coffee, clean your tie,
300
00:13:51,049 --> 00:13:52,771
look into your throat
with a flashlight
301
00:13:52,859 --> 00:13:54,938
to see if your tonsils
are inflamed.
302
00:13:55,026 --> 00:13:57,673
And then you say you're taking
me to a management seminar,
303
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:01,276
and I think, "wow,
he sees something in me."
304
00:14:01,369 --> 00:14:04,162
Well, you did see
something in me... a sucker!
305
00:14:04,257 --> 00:14:07,770
And I take it and take it
and never complain,
306
00:14:07,866 --> 00:14:09,618
because I need this job,
307
00:14:09,737 --> 00:14:11,106
but at some point,
308
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,449
I need my self-respect more.
309
00:14:13,554 --> 00:14:16,691
I quit!
310
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,978
You'll need someone to drive you
home in the morning,
311
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,753
but when I get you home,
I quit!
312
00:14:28,162 --> 00:14:30,267
So while I spent the next day
continuing my descent
313
00:14:30,394 --> 00:14:33,465
into the inferno,
Mike was in man heaven.
314
00:14:33,604 --> 00:14:35,258
Super bowl!
315
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,297
Super bowl! Super bowl!
316
00:14:37,394 --> 00:14:39,418
Did you know
that super bowl xii
317
00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:42,306
was e first super bowl
played in a domed stadium?
318
00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:45,682
This the same kid who used to rub ketchup packets?
Oh, he still does that, but what do I care
319
00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:49,106
when he can tell me who invented the
nickel defense? Jerry Williams.
320
00:14:49,202 --> 00:14:51,563
That's my boy!
Yeah! Up top.
321
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:56,066
Okay, last chance to come to square
dancing with the stars. Any takers?
322
00:14:57,577 --> 00:15:00,362
Uh, I-I'd love to, but I get cramps.
Kills me to miss it.
323
00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:01,931
Your mom's out of town. I should
be here in case she calls.
324
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,817
But, hey, knock 'em dead.
325
00:15:03,914 --> 00:15:07,850
You're missing
the coin toss. Heads!
326
00:15:08,001 --> 00:15:09,970
Yes!
Did you know,
327
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:13,626
the majority of teams who won
the coin toss lost the game?
328
00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:17,066
I don't want to hear that right now.
The odds of the team winning the coin toss
329
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:21,233
and then winning the super bowl
are 1 in 2.15.
330
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,129
Of course, if you mean
331
00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:24,515
calling and winning the toss,
the odds are...
332
00:15:24,626 --> 00:15:30,098
Let's
start it up with a chain through.
333
00:15:30,202 --> 00:15:32,034
Sides in, pass through.
Heads up, pass through.
334
00:15:32,186 --> 00:15:33,489
Now yellow rock your corner gal,
335
00:15:33,585 --> 00:15:35,577
then show you're deft
with a circle left.
336
00:15:35,898 --> 00:15:36,777
I went left!
337
00:15:36,898 --> 00:15:41,169
Whoa. They're going for it on 4th.
Odds say they won't make it.
338
00:15:41,289 --> 00:15:43,033
Well,
that's what makes it fun, brick.
339
00:15:43,138 --> 00:15:46,682
Oh, man.
See, now they've turned the ball over,
340
00:15:46,785 --> 00:15:48,610
and historically,
this team struggles
341
00:15:48,683 --> 00:15:50,426
playing red zone defense.
342
00:15:50,522 --> 00:15:52,386
In 1972...
343
00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:55,522
well, I gotta work early.
See ya, Mike.
344
00:15:55,614 --> 00:15:57,266
Well, it's only
the first quarter.
345
00:15:57,361 --> 00:15:58,986
You don't wanna leave now.
346
00:15:59,081 --> 00:16:01,514
From that point on,
347
00:16:01,602 --> 00:16:04,138
the one stat you could count on
was as long as brick was there,
348
00:16:04,218 --> 00:16:06,219
a man would leave
the heck house
349
00:16:06,321 --> 00:16:07,746
every 24 minutes.
350
00:16:07,922 --> 00:16:10,098
Sure, they may be good
this year, but enjoy it now,
351
00:16:10,187 --> 00:16:12,642
'cause with five free agents
on the roster,
352
00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:15,001
you won't see 'em back
at another super bowl
353
00:16:15,106 --> 00:16:16,745
for a long time.
354
00:16:16,905 --> 00:16:18,713
So the name "super bowl"
came about
355
00:16:18,817 --> 00:16:22,417
'cause Kansas City chiefs owner
lamar hunt saw his daughter
356
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,178
playing with a "super ball."
357
00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:26,410
You're just wrong.
You may not know you're wrong,
358
00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:29,674
but you're wrong. You know, maybe I
will check out that square dancing.
359
00:16:29,777 --> 00:16:32,859
What? No.
Hey, bill, wait. Come on.
360
00:16:32,985 --> 00:16:35,315
I-I'll break out the good beer
from the back of the fridge,
361
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,898
the kind you need an opener for.
362
00:16:40,562 --> 00:16:43,202
Way to go, brick.
You cleared the place out.
363
00:16:43,298 --> 00:16:46,434
I don't get it. I talked
about sports the whole time.
364
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:47,858
Yeah, the whole time.
365
00:16:47,953 --> 00:16:51,386
You droned on with useless facts
and boring stats.
366
00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:53,233
Hey, I got a stat for ya.
Odds are,
367
00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:55,674
no one's coming here to watch
a football game ever again.
368
00:16:55,770 --> 00:17:00,737
Okay, I know this whole thing
with brick is just a ploy
369
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:02,802
to get my attention,
and it will not work!
370
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,866
Oh, my God. You're letting him
wear your colts Jersey?
371
00:17:06,018 --> 00:17:09,275
You never let me wear it!
What? He's your son now?!
372
00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:12,817
I've always been his son.
Aha! So he admits it!
373
00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:14,434
You've been plotting
and planning this
374
00:17:14,537 --> 00:17:18,577
since the day you were born!
You're crazy! I just wanted to read!
375
00:17:18,714 --> 00:17:22,409
Oh, yeah, if I'm crazy, how come I've been watching you two...
If you had sat down and watched sports with dad
376
00:17:22,497 --> 00:17:23,930
like you were supposed to...
by now! And laughing!
377
00:17:24,242 --> 00:17:26,962
Hey! Quiet! Oh, great.
378
00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:29,554
While you two were yelling,
I just missed an interception.
379
00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:31,954
Historically,
interceptions lead to...
380
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,081
no more! Both of ya, out!
381
00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:36,825
I'm gonna watch the rest of
this game by myself in peace!
382
00:17:38,962 --> 00:17:41,489
It's true, what they say.
383
00:17:41,586 --> 00:17:43,826
The super bowl is the most
emotional time for men,
384
00:17:43,954 --> 00:17:47,395
but I was having an r.V. Full
of emotions myself.
385
00:17:47,626 --> 00:17:49,387
Look, I know
this whole quitting thing
386
00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:51,522
was just a little lady drama,
387
00:17:51,626 --> 00:17:54,354
and, uh, maybe it's
the oxy talking,
388
00:17:54,427 --> 00:17:56,705
but, uh, I'm willing
to forget about it,
389
00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:59,865
because, uh, well, you've
got me in a little pickle here.
390
00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:02,330
'Cause I was
gonna threaten to fire ya
391
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:05,922
if you ever said anything
about this, but now I can't,
392
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,613
so, uh,
how about you come back,
393
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:10,617
and instead of 5% commission,
394
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,281
I give you 5 1/2
to kp your mouth shut?
395
00:18:13,369 --> 00:18:16,754
You know, Mr. Ehlert...
396
00:18:16,898 --> 00:18:20,161
I don't care how rich you are.
397
00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:22,466
I'm not gonna let you keep
treating me this way.
398
00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:25,090
I'm someone you can't buy,
399
00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:28,050
not for a lousy 5 1/2%.
400
00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:30,604
Even 6% would be
a massive insult.
401
00:18:30,697 --> 00:18:33,498
7%... I'm still hating you.
402
00:18:33,609 --> 00:18:37,250
9 might almost forgive missing
the super bowl with my husband.
403
00:18:37,338 --> 00:18:38,985
20% and I'm listening.
404
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:40,354
9.
405
00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:41,642
Deal.
406
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,099
Hell,
you don't need no seminar.
407
00:18:47,354 --> 00:18:50,387
Top it off with a do-si-do.
Next pair up, it's your solo.
408
00:18:50,554 --> 00:18:52,842
Now before you show us
what you got,
409
00:18:52,945 --> 00:18:55,466
circle left around the spot.
Runts)
410
00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:59,002
Brad! Left! Yo' left!
411
00:19:01,762 --> 00:19:03,626
And that's when,
on super bowl Sunday,
412
00:19:03,722 --> 00:19:05,802
sue forgot all about
standing still
413
00:19:05,905 --> 00:19:08,426
and instead became the m.V.P.
414
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,913
Of square dancing
with the stars.
415
00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:29,650
Got our ribbons. Look!
416
00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:31,546
"8th place"
and "participant"!
417
00:19:31,626 --> 00:19:33,306
Two ribbons
for the bulletin board.
418
00:19:35,457 --> 00:19:37,978
Sue, there were
only eight couples.
419
00:19:38,106 --> 00:19:40,650
How can you be happy
about this? We lost.
420
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,882
I guess I'm used to it.
421
00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:46,594
I really wanted to win.
422
00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:48,713
Brad, think about it.
423
00:19:48,802 --> 00:19:51,514
Do you really want
to peak in eighth grade?
424
00:19:51,626 --> 00:19:53,746
There's nowhere to go but down.
425
00:19:53,922 --> 00:19:56,642
But 'cause we're building
character now,
426
00:19:56,746 --> 00:19:58,546
we can peak when we're 30,
427
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:01,258
when we have the money
and clear skin to enjoy it.
428
00:20:01,378 --> 00:20:03,956
We are gonna be
the most awesome adults.
429
00:20:04,058 --> 00:20:06,122
I almost feel sorry
for the winners.
430
00:20:06,242 --> 00:20:08,785
We did it, Brad.
We participated.
431
00:20:08,905 --> 00:20:11,193
We got ribbons. We got
our names in the programs.
432
00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:14,466
They listed me as "sue hick,"
but I know it's me.
433
00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:16,826
And now we get
to go to the pie house...
434
00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,939
In our costumes.
435
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,659
Yep, I guess that's how it is
on game day.
436
00:20:24,506 --> 00:20:25,682
Sometimes you win...
437
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,609
Sometimes you lose...
438
00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:32,889
And sometimes it's enough
just to participate.
439
00:20:34,857 --> 00:20:37,314
So, brick, uh,
that super bowl logo...
440
00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:39,514
is that serif or sans serif?
441
00:20:39,641 --> 00:20:41,618
Sans serif. See, dad?
442
00:20:41,739 --> 00:20:44,706
If you can talk about fonts,
you can talk to anyone.
443
00:20:44,756 --> 00:20:49,306
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